"I dunno!" I looked in the Webster's New World Dictionary and it's not in there but it should be. Lately when I ask my 17 year old son a question that seems to be the standard answer! Well, if he doesn't then who does? But then it reminded me of a text conversation I had with my sister about learning all the latest messaging lingo...if you're going to be a cool mom you absolutely cannot ask them what something means. And from a parenting perspective, you really should know what everything means. So here's a little glimpse into the slang world of today's teen. Some are just funny and others may be offensive but definitely informative. Warning: Probable embarrassment to occur.
all up in the kool-aid - in someone's business. "That's between me and Brian- don't be all up in the kool-aid!"
baked - the effect of smoking a lot of marijuana. To be stoned. "John's eyes are all bloodshot, I think he got baked at recess."
bammer - The cheaper, brown leaf marijuana.
bang - Any party, but especially a party where promiscuous girls may be present.
beat - ugly or unattractive "Girl I don't know why you talkin' to him, that fool beat from the front to the side and even in the back."
Bird - 1. A term for a young girl. 2. 36 ounces of cocaine
biscuit - Another reference for a gun.
biscuits - Dirty, worn-out shoes. "Look at that boy's biscuits."
blazin - 1. v. lighting up Marijuana. 2. Very attractive. More than "hot." "Did you see her? man she was BLAZIN!"
block baller - Big time dealer.
bobble head - A female who likes to give oral sex on a regular basis.
Bobby Brown - Marijuana/weed that is not very potent or preferably good; usually brown in color, hence the term Bobby Brown.
boo - Your boyfriend/girlfriend. "Dat's my boo your messin' wit!"
bootydoo - When one's stomach sticks out further than their butt.
brown frown - bad weed/marijuana.
Bust Down (B.D.) - A male or female (Primarily associated with Females) who will have sex with any individual regardless of attraction or that individual's background.
"Hey Jay, you better hook up with her, that’s an easy Bust Down (BD)."
chillaxin - Hanging out (chillin) and relaxing! "I was just chillaxin with TJ and Brian."
crackalackin' - happening; been going on. "Hey dude, what's crackalackin'?"
cup cakin' - To flirt with or to display 'puppy love'. "Now since Gerrid is in the 5th grade he always cup cakin' with Trina."
Dillio - What's the deal or What's up? "Yo son, what the dillio?"
dragon, the - Bad breath. "Yo, you got any gum? I got the dragon, man."
dunkadelic - Is the fusion of sports and music inspired by the cultural aesthetics of urban style, fashion, and attitude. "He has a dunkadelic style to his game."
Emo - Someone acting in a suicidal or depressed way. comes from "emotional".
wale tail - As in the term for the look of the thong underwear peeking above the back of a girl's pants. "Mark did you see that wale tail?"
tweaker - Someone who is addicted to methamphetamine (crank, speed).
Tina - Slang for Crystal Meth. ""I'm looking for Tina.""
tiggo bitties - Large breasts. "That girl has tiggo bitties."
T Jones - Someone's mother or grandmother
scam - The act of using someone for a sexual favor without liking them. A title given to the person used in this process.
seed or seeds - kids, a person's offspring or posterity. "She look good, but she got them seeds."
slanging - (pronounced "slangin'") the act of selling any illegal substance.
square - Cigarettes.
swoop me up - requesting someone to pick you up in their car. "Swoop me up for school in the morning."
syrup - 'sippin on some syzzurp' A mixture of codeine induced cough medicine (usually perscription)along with rum or vodka and sprite. Syrup sippin' induces a hallucinatory state in which everything appears slower. "Sippin' on syrup is dangerous. November 2000 DJ Screw was found dead due to a heart attack resulting from a cough syrup overdose."
squirrel - a hot female. "Check out that squirrel over there."
swoll - Short for swollen; usually used in reference to a person that has lots of muscles or is buff.
Sniffing Cheese - It's a drug containing a mixture of black tar heroin and Tylenol PM tablets crushed together. It's taken by sniffing it throught the nose. Note: This is a very dangerous and addicting drug.
smexy - Someone who is super sexy. "Wow! That guy is smexy!"
Smash - Having sex.
slizzard - A term for being intoxicated. "Amy got slizzard last night."
sizurb - Any kind of alcoholic drink. "Hey, give me one of those sizurbs."
shwagg - bad weed or marijuana.
shizzle - Something very good.
selling woof tickets - Trying to get someone to believe a falsity. Spreading lies.
It's apparent that there are way too many for me to list on one post, so I hope to enlighten you from time to time! You can file it away in "Things My Mother Never Told Me". And if nothing else I even learned some new ones! On a serious note...while they are growing up and out of your world take time to involve yourself in theirs. It keeps you young (or makes you feel old, I haven't decided yet)!
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